Casting the line

WTF?

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 20:59:32 GMT

Stole a moment on the computers they provide for us poor benighted prisoners. I get all sorts of perks in here, Nobody wants to fuck with me because I'm crazy. This one dude thought he would get in my face and I bit his nose off. This place is a nice vacation, but I want out.

What I don't get it how I'm in jail, and all those little punks are walking around free. They certain attacked me first. I didn't hit them until they went for me. A travesty of justice I tell you. Yeah, so, drugged those flowers. Big whoopie. Its' not like the kid wouldn't be fine in a few days. By then she'd be fully situated anyway.

Anyway, I better have a friend or somebody who wants to bail me out, cause I am not spending Christmas in this hellhole.

Everything is coming together...

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 23:33:30 GMT

So, the Cookie Fairie called the Frat house wanting to arrange a meeting with me. From what she said, she has a few things to get off her chest. I hope its' her clothing. Either way, I'll be mostly alone with her, in a place of her choosing. That was her one catch, it couldn't be at the Frat house. My one catch was that she couldn't bring her stupid ass boyfriend or her gaywad cousin. She said she get somebody impartial.

See, I have this plan, and it is fucking brilliant if I do say so myself. I won't go into detail, but by the time the night is over she will have a new attitude on things concerning me. In fact, I wouldn't surprised if she had a new attitude concerning a lot of things. All I know is that my main man Itachi told me that if I put my mind to it I could get her to like me, and he was right. Now all I need to do is get her alone...

Maybe after we talk she'll want to go to the hospital. The great thing is that if everything work out right I can give Itachi his present early. I know he'll appreciate it regardless of what he has said in the past.

I figure if this works out the way I have it planned her little friends will have to suck up and deal and leave me alone. They keep talking about I can't make her love me or anything like that, but they fail to realize that she had little to know experiences in life. Bug boy is all she's really known, and with her birthday coming up its' time for her to find a real man.

Now, to go get ready.

I stole quizzes from a Fairie...

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:26:09 GMT

One day, I may even steal her...heart. Yeah, her heart. No plans to steal her whatsoever...not even for the Boss' Christmas surprise...*hums Christmas songs*

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Vector Samurai
Your Superpower is Ancient lore
Your Weakness is Flirting
Your Weapon is Your Golden Armor
Your Mode of Transportation is Unicycle

What's your Superhero Name?

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Your Pimp Name Is...

Stud Bling

What's Your Pimp Name?

Your Animal Personality

Your Power Animal: Shark

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear

You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead.

The Animal Personality Test

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!

You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Life goes on, without me

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 14:31:40 GMT

Itachi-mun got shot last night, and I'm about ready to go bust heads in. I just wish I knew who did it. Poor little Cookie Fairie (or is it fairy? Whatever) heard the news and went and cried on her bed. I wanted to give her a big hug and tell her it would all turn out okay, but I doubt her cousin would like me coming in the window. ~~Besides, I probably shouldn't be watching her sleep anyway~~

TenTen, I promised you I would see no harm came to the Fairie, and I've been keeping to my word. I think she noticed me following her though...Oh hey, why were you over there last night? You and that dude looked kind of cozy, until he ditched you for the couch. Oh, burn!

Why is it everybody seems to have somebody except me? This is bullshit. I like the cookie Fairie, but she's with Bug Boy. She needs a real man, like me, although I think she only comes over for Ita-san. Still, I know Itachi, he'll talk to her and set her on the right path, the one leading to sharky bliss. All cause he's my boy, and we tight yo.

Anyway, I have to go to work, and to study for my Bio finals. Fuck that shit. I'll be going to visit the I-man and see what's up with that gun shot. Maybe I can pick up a fangirl of his there...Hey! Maybe i'll see if the Fairie wants to come. Yeah, that's a plan.

Awesome

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:31:36 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I gave byakugan_babe a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I gave taikouhana a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed sugarbunbuns's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I put money in temichan's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I put gum in _artist_yeah's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been nice (62 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
fishlips_mcgee

Damn it's cold out!

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 19:46:28 GMT

Okay, so I'm supposed to write the days events in here, hrm? Well, my life is kind of suck-ass, my fish Rutabegah died in a mysterious accident which involved freezing to death, my roommate has been a massive jerkoff lately, and I hate work. I am sick of seeing little happy fishies go off to homes with little kids who poke the water and starve them, but what can I do? I'm not "sexah" like Itachi-mun so no modelling for me.

Anyway, I've had to write home in order to get a new fish. People don't seem to understand that I don't want an ordinary fish, but I know Rutabegah had a cousin Parsnip who is in need of a home. Yes...I shall bring Parsnip back to Konoha, and make certain his tank is nowhere near a window to avoid possible freezing incidents.

This wouldn't be an issue if somebody wasn't a fan of fresh air...

Stupid journal

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 06:34:36 GMT

What do people put in these things anyway?